We are rounding up the internet's strangest objects and
most questionable experiences, and putting them all in one place.
Filter by city, category and how much you're willing to explain to
your family.
Launching: soon-ish · we're as surprised as you are
The OotPataang Oracle
A different one every single time you land here. We have a lot of these.
Trivia
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What's coming
Thirteen categories. Twelve of them we can talk about.
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BhootPataang
Spooky & Occult
Décor for people whose houseplants have names, moods and grudges.
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FrootPataang
Edible Oddities
Hot sauces that ought to require a waiver. Sweets that shouldn't be legal.
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SplootPataang
Pet Stuff
Because your dog has earned a bed shaped like a samosa.
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GhoontPataang
Mugs, Teas & Barware
Cups with opinions. Teapots with an attitude problem.
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KootPataang
Puzzles & Brain Teasers
Nine of these have solutions. One of them does not. We won't say which.
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MinootPataang
Miniatures
Everything, but tiny. No — tinier than that. Keep going.
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ParashootPataang
Adventure & Experiences
Weekend plans your mother will describe, carefully, as “a phase”.
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SoothPataang
Astrology & Tarot
Mercury is in retrograde and frankly it is affecting our delivery estimates.
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ZootPataang
Retro & Vintage
Clothes with provenance, history, and occasionally a faint smell.
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SnootPataang
The Expensive Weird
For when regular expensive simply isn't strange enough for you.
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HootPataang
Gag Gifts & Pranks
Revenge, but gift-wrapped and delivered within 3–5 working days.
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GumbootPataang
Monsoon Range
Rainwear for a country that takes the rain extremely personally.
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Classified
Category thirteen is still under NDA. Honestly, it frightens us a little.
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We'll email you once, when we open the doors. No newsletter, no
"content", no six-part welcome series. One email.